NS2FAIL Update

Posted in Uncategorized on February 9, 2010 by ns2omg

Its been awhile since my last post, but i would like everyone to know im still here. Its now february and guess what viewers STILL NO GAME.
We have seen a few updates like a videos, some pics, that stupid map editor. but no game i think its time to call flayra’s office again haha. i will be back with a big BIG!!! update

Fail out

NS2 PRE-ALPHA

Posted in Uncategorized on November 24, 2009 by ns2omg

Well lady’s the date is 24th of November and guess what!! “NS2 pre-alpha tools released!“. Good boy Flayra you finally released something.

But!!!! Fucking Pre alpha what the hell is that,  may i remind the public we were ment to have the game by now. Fall 2009 should have been it. instead we get two screen shots and now a “Pre Alpha” haha, oh man what a joke.

After having ago with the editor, its good. but you can’t move around in the map, you can’t even test out the map due to the fact we dont have a fucking game to play.

Ok so let me do some maths here. Its November and we just got the “pre-alpha” map editor, That means the alpha will be out in February, beta in May, and the real game next fall 2010. Sounds about right, it took them half a year to put the website back up and 3 years!!! to make a map editor lol.

Also some interesting facts. Left 4 dead was released after they announced to make ns2, and now we also got left 4 dead 2, haha so two games in less time to make a map editor.

www.Unknown Worlds.fail

p.s prefix is gay

An Axe For A Knife, Right!!!!!

Posted in Uncategorized on November 14, 2009 by ns2omg

Quoted from twitter

“We got the “2.sec SwitchAx “in-game. It’s a foldable axe that replaces the marine knife. Fun! “

Ok ive had time to think about this one, But i couldnt think were flayra would dream up something like this, then it hit me i was playing the left 4 dead 2 demo. so i said to myself this it “Flayra” had been playing L4D2 saw they had knifes and axes etc,  said to himself “Thats fucking cool im gonna put that in ns2″ .

Now on to ranting and raving, A  FOLDABLE FUCKING AXE, “FUN” “FUN” I WILL SHOW YOU FUN, TWAT.  This is what  flayra does every morning before going to work. He gets up, goes to the phone calls max and with a

“Good morning Charlie “

“Good morning max”

Flayra -  “Hey max how are we gonna fuck up natural selection 2 today.”

Max- “I dont know Charlie”

Flayra- “I have a great idea let’s go play other games and steal stupid ideas because they look good”.

But Flayra could have been playing pyro on tf2 and got the axe idea from that, either way. “ITS A GREAT FUCKING IDEA” twat.

The Flame Begins

Posted in Uncategorized on November 12, 2009 by ns2omg

As expected my post on the natural selection 2 forums has met with some very negative feedback.

“You’re a ###### retard”

“Link/Site/Post is fail. Probably should be locked. As a side note – not having the balls to use your real forum name just shows that your a troll.”

“Probably the most pathetic thing I’ve ever read.”

The cause of this is not the players themselves, they have become flayra wannabe’s. Brain washed by the master himself, tools to be used to silence anyone who would speak out against anything. Do not worry you shall belive the truth soon enough.

Let me explain, when flayra comes up with the most retarded idea such as “LERK HAS NO BITE AND NOW SHORT RANGE SPIKES” the idiots run to him screaming “OMG FLAYRA THATS SO AMAZING CAN I BE YOUR RL FRIEND”. Instead they should be thinking why?. Get a fucking clue you autistic fuckers.

All i have to say is this is a great start :D , loving every minute of it

Is Flayra Fucking Serious ?

Posted in Uncategorized on November 12, 2009 by ns2omg

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Is he fucking serious, just pulled these of twitter:

“Working on pistol alt-fire. Some kind of phosphorous marker that draws a trail behind tagged aliens? It has a laser sight to”

L O L

“Talking about alt-fire for the exoskeleton/minigun marine. Possibly a punch that sends skulks flying against the wall on kill”

OK?

Some kind of phosphorous marker that draws, wow maybe you can go in game and then learn to write your own name flayra.

A punch that kills skulks. hahahaha i couldnt stop laughing at this fail. Flayra why dont you just make a game for retards!!, your losing it man

Øivind K. “Fana” Foss

Posted in Uncategorized on November 12, 2009 by ns2omg

lol ————>  fana111 <——– Right?

Øivind K.  Foss  AkA “Fana”

Just before the season started, there was this big announcement “Fana” was made admin of ensl. He was put in charge of the forums, now i know the admins have made alot of mistakes in the past like making tweadle an admin. BUT FANA, what paint thinner were you sniffing when you came up with this jiriki.

I thought the admins couldnt sink any lower, hey i was wrong. The game is dead but come on “Fana” lmao.  fucking hilarious cant wait to see what you come up with next.

Natural Selection 2 Pictures Released

Posted in Uncategorized on November 12, 2009 by ns2omg

NIGGERS

Halloween 2009, the day we all thought natural selection 2 would be released. It came and no game, in return we got two screen shots “wow” i mean three years of hard work and all you have to show for it is two screen shots, please!!!!.

I and many others were very unhappy with this. during the summer we all preordered ns2 hoping for the alpha and beta during sept and oct. but no KING DOWN SYNDROME has done fuck all with the game, and failed everyone. GOOD JOB.

I have always supported the ns team, but this is becoming a joke, all thats needed is a simple we have done nothing and i am sorry. Im just surprized how two screen shots turned peoples eyes away from the fact “Hey where is the game?”.

Maybe at christmas we might get a “real” trailer of the game.

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